Humor I Just Found the Product of the Century!

[Senkusha]

I was scrolling through Reddit, as one does late at night when the whole world seems to be imploding under the pressure of chaos, when somebody mentioned in a political subreddit, that if you need a laugh, google Banana Slicer and read the reviews.

Never fear! I have done this bit of homework for you, and I must say, that I fell out of my chair laughing! I'll repost the first review just so that I have a handy copy of it for when I'm in a dire "Break Glass in Case of Emergencies" situations. You can read all of the reviews here: Review: Banana Slicer

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.